About the Book

Golf is a game of patience, pride, and plenty of bad decisions—and J. M. Lee has witnessed them all. Drawing on decades of experience as a lifelong, proudly average golfer, he delivers a brutally honest and hilarious look at the sport we love to hate.

From what to wear and where to stand to how not to embarrass yourself on the first tee, Lee’s no-nonsense guide covers the unwritten rules and everyday absurdities of golf. Sharp, witty, and painfully relatable, it’s the perfect read for anyone who’s ever teed off, lost a ball, and wondered why they keep coming back for more.

About the Author

J. M. Lee was a career high school teacher and coach, most recently in the Andover School District. In retirement, he teaches freshman composition at Friends University, and he plays a lot of golf. In fact, he has a lifetime of experience as an extremely average golfer. He and his wife, Teresa, have been married for over forty-four years. They have four children and four grandchildren. They are happily retired and living in Andover, KS, with their dog, Malcolm.